Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes


  • Current writer and voice of eTrade baby commercials
  • Comedy Central Presents special and John Oliver's New York Stand Up Special
  • Has performed on Conan and Fallon
  • Top podcast called "You Make it Weird"

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Pete Holmes is a nationally touring stand-up comedian, actor, improviser, writer and cartoonist. You may know him from his crazy popular podcast You Made It Weird. His latest one-hour Comedy Central Special Nice Try, The Devil premieres May 2013, while his 2011 CD Impregnated with Wonder made several “Top Comedy Recordings” lists. He’s also appeared on his own half-hour Comedy Central Presents special, Premium Blend, and was also featured on VH1’s Best Week Ever. Pete has written for and voices multiple characters on Comedy Central’s Ugly Americans and is the voice and writer of the popular “E*Trade Baby” commercials. Pete’s digital shorts are featured regularly on, Tosh.0, Atom TV and Several of his cartoons have been published in The New Yorker which he thinks is pretty neat. Most recently, Pete’s appeared on Conan, headlined an episode of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show and was on Comedy Central’s special The Hot List in 2010. You should seriously keep an eye out for the new late-night talk show he’ll host on TBS later this year, following Conan. Pete wrote this bio in the third person so you’d think he has an assistant or something, but he doesn’t.